Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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