How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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