i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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