so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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