Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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