If that was your dad, he is hot
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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