Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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