It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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