he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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