i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Michael Bay diarrhea
there was a trapeze. enough said
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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