Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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