It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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