By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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