Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
