She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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