Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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