This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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