Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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