don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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