just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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