Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
