I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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