i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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