This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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