Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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