they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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