he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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