He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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