She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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