You're completely useless in the revolution.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
