hotel room ftw
barbara walters just said penis...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
