Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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