...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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