another moral hangover. fuck.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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