"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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