Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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