these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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