Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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