there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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