I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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