..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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