the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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