Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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