3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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