I've blown a few things in my day
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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