Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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