Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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