Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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