Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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