His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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