Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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