I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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