Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

4 words: hood of his car

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(386): View more from Florida

you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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(415): View more from California

I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.

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(573): View more from Missouri

My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.

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(217): View more from Illinois

yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison

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(775): View more from Nevada

It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another

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