my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.