I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now