How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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