i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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